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walmart-jesus:

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I’m intrigued 


Oct 20th at 10PM / via: squarwa / op: thespookyara / 189,957 notes

autopilot-disengaged:

definitivelysarah:

"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit


faaamdoms:

faaamdoms:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT



lovingmagcon2:

You better fucking reblog this guys

lovingmagcon2:

You better fucking reblog this guys


Oct 20th at 10PM / via: squarwa / op: yamsy / 40,730 notes

yamsy:

all these recent dystopian novels are basically the same story with a different twist it’s like

  • 16/17 yr old girl
  • white
  • long hair
  • heterosexual
  • skinny
  • there is BOY
  • maybe even TWO
  • something bad happen
  • many bad
  • become symbol for REBELLION
  • CHOSEN ONE
  • DIFFERENT
  • FALL LOVE WIT BOY
  • SAVE WLROD
  • 2 more books w/ audibly similar titles

and I feel like I should hate them for this but I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF THESE FUCKIN BOOKS


hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.


benbrolioanddudliet:

[annoyed nat voice] bartON

[muffled clint in the ventilation system voice] bartoff



Oct 20th at 10PM / via: timeywimey221b / op: mcavoyclub / 6,546 notes